Stitched Together With Good Intentions



% Charmander

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

meladoodle:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

babyferaligator:

betaszed:

babyferaligator:

friedchick-can-you-not:

babyferaligator:

What’s a frog’s favorite drink?

what

croaka cola

shut up

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oh-whaaaaat:

Sweet, but false.

official-nasa:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

no, he was just a civilian who lost brethren in the skeleton war. he’s overdosed on the alcohol. his lack of a liver just couldn’t handle it.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

stormer-in-the-den:

aber-flyingtiger:

theagencylimited:

Love this promotional work for Science World.

Maybe that’s why mosquitoes attack me with fanatical zeal

I never want to wear blue again

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me: fire cannot kill a dragon

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

seoulnim